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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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