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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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