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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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