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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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