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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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