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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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