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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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