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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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