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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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