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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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