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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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