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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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