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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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