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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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