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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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