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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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