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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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