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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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