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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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