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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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