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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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