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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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