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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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