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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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