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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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