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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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