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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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