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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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