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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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