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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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