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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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