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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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