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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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