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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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