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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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