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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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