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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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