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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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