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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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