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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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