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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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