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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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