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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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