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Pet death
My
aunt
Imogen
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Simpkins
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
a hippo 🦛
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
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