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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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