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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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