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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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