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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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