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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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