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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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