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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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