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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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