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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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