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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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