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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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