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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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