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Pet death

My aunt Imogen had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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